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Today, I was having a very realistic dream about a hot guy. Just as he was leaning in to ravish me, I was rudely awakened by the sound of my husband farting and snorting at the same time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19824) - you deserved it (7719)

On 02/08/2010 at 6:24am - love - by dreamteam (woman) - United States

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