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Today, I was having a very realistic dream about a hot guy. Just as he was leaning in to ravish me, I was rudely awakened by the sound of my husband farting and snorting at the same time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27975) - you deserved it (11072)

On 02/08/2010 at 6:24am - love - by dreamteam (woman) - United States

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That wasn't your husbands fart that awoke you... it was reality. ;)

#13 - On 02/08/2010 at 10:36am by Jimboom

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Hey, that hot guy would probably fart and snore if you married him too. Men are men! lol

#14 - On 02/08/2010 at 10:37am by SailorButterfly

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