Broken dreams

By dreamteam - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was having a very realistic dream about a hot guy. Just as he was leaning in to ravish me, I was rudely awakened by the sound of my husband farting and snorting at the same time. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 912
You deserved it 12 643

Top comments

That wasn't your husbands fart that awoke you... it was reality. ;)

SailorButterfly 8

Hey, that hot guy would probably fart and snore if you married him too. Men are men! lol

Comments

If my life was ****** every time I woke up in the middle of a pleasant dream, I'd have slit my wrists years ago. WFC (Who ******* Cares)

yessirfosho 0

WFC made me think of KFC. Now I want some fried chicken.

tboudre 0

now that's funny! but I can't decide if it's FYL or YDI. on thing I do know is that your husband **** blocked your dream while he was sleeping. that takes skills! ok, FYL!

yessirfosho 0

Oh damn. You're husband does natural bodily functions. Your life really is ******. I think you better divorce him!

kimicalassassin 0

Can I just say I feel your pain!

coolcool101 3

@75 actualy you can control your dreams if you can tell when your having one

You don't seem to think much of your girlfriend. Please spare her this evening. Get angry with me instead. Geez. I really hope your girlfriend stops being a dependent soon and obtains enough financial power to support herself. @ OP, he didn't rudely awaken you. Perhaps if you had awoken to the sounds of a shutter and the blinding brightness of a flash, shortly before realizing that you were tied to the bed.....

Veritas143 0

Dreams are a mix between memories and thoughts that your brain throws together..and even if you dont want to believe that..she was MAD at him for ruining her dream sex with another man..even if she cant control she shouldnt relish in it..****** *****..

Okay well it's not that she is a cheater or ***** but how was he rudely awakening you he had no control over it and you probably have done it yourself, also if him waking you from your dream get some ear plugs it won't happen to you, Also for all the people saying you can't control your dreams there is a state of sleep in which you are fully aware that you are dreaming and can control them there has been studies done on the subject and are trying to make something so you can make it happen. And I'm married myself and my wife has done it to and we both know we have had dreams about other women/men neither of us have cheated on each other we trust each other, dreaming about something and doing it are two completely different things and if you have that much trust issues with the person your with then that sucks for you don't go and be a troll and call someone who had a dream a cheating *****. FYL

Nah I watched a show they doing studies/research making a tool or whatever you want to call it that will let your brain know your sleeping by sending a signal to it without waking you up so your aware and can then control your dream :P

I know so do I man would be awesome my house would so be made out of pizza >.>