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Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17966) - you deserved it (4064)

On 11/24/2009 at 5:04am - love - by xX-SaD-FaCe-Xx (man) - Singapore

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Does she even KNOW you love her? That's kind of a prerequisite for getting love back...

#2 - On 11/24/2009 at 10:18am by DarkKnyte

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awww sweetie, you're a friend, she cares about you as a friend, but lets be serious, probably not as anything more. And come on she's happy to have a new bf, can you blame her for posting pics, its not fair that she should have to stop having a life (and like most people, posting it on social forums) just for you. If you love her, be happy that she is happy, even if it sucks.
And what do you mean didn't like you hurting yourself??

#3 - On 11/24/2009 at 10:18am by damnrosi

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