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Hell yes! On the other hand, he should have totally gone for it because the butt has lots of good feelings for dudes if they're willing to experiment. Also strap ons are super fun to wear and wave around.

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@YourOpinionSucks When you say you'd get more out of it than her is that because you are under the impression that strap-ons are only made to pleasure the person who is being screwed? If so, you'd be wrong, only really shitty strap-ons are made that way. The good one's not only have a dildo part that's made to penetrate her while she's penetrating you but they also tend to have little pockets into which you slip a bullet vibrator which teases the clit. She should be more than capable of po

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@120 If he had one that would be logical, but since guys don't have vaginas you're just grasping at straws.

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Thought the same thing #42. Why is this an FML? She didn't want to have anal and got out of it. Not really an FML.

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I don't fully understand why some heterosexual men think it's strange for a female to perform anal for them, but absolutely okay for them to perform anal on a female. I can understand that it might possibly be due to comfortability or maybe masculinity (to some men), but at the end of the day sex should be about exploring each others bodies and finding out what the other likes. Without exploration some might not be exposed to something they find pleasurable... Can't knock it unless you try it.

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I'm curious what is not fair play, 2. Because women should be on the bottom of sex? Because being penetrated is for women? Stupid. And besides, while anal can feel good for a woman if they're careful and all, men are the ones with the prostate gland. Anal might be more "natural" for them than us. XD

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anyone remember the fml where after this couple finished anal the guy pulled a strap on out of no where and told the girl "now you do me."

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I told my husband to let me do it to him and see how HE likes it. He ended up loving it from the first go and doesn't understand why I don't. He keeps trying to convince me to let him try on me.

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also she implies that she did try it at some point. she says that he doesn't understand why he likes it but she doesn't. this would mean she's tried it and didn't like it, he wants her to keep trying.

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This is gonna be TMi but I live for these chances lol. I have tried with my husband. Our "successful" try landed me in the E.R. Turns out, I suffer from internal hemorrhoids (and the other FML about shooting foam up their butt brought back horrible memories.) they are cured now but the fear of internally bleeding out again remains. You know what it's like going to the E.R. For bleeding despite doing everything "right" and having like 5 different doctor's and nurses check out

Not sure how that is f your life. If that was the case you wanted anal and don't need fair play to be happy. Should be f your bf life. Feel bad for the kid

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Well that was a bit of a leap - who mentioned anything about being gay? I personally find it weird that anyone would enjoy anal, whether they're gay, straight or otherwise.

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  ThatOneChick856

Why exactly is anal weird? Yeah, it might get a little gross and it's not for everyone, but why weird? It feels good to some people, and especially guys because they have the prostate. So then it's definitely not weird for a gay couple to participate in anal sex.

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"I personally find it weird that anyone would enjoy anal" does not mean I don't UNDERSTAND that some people get enjoyment from it, or that the act itself is odd. It simply means that I personally find it weird that anyone would enjoy anal.

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  ThatOneChick856

I never once said that you didn't understand that people find it weird. I was simply wondering why you personally found it weird since it's such a common thing for people (especially guys) to be into- like what exactly is weird about it? Reiterating your first sentence doesn't show were exactly I accused you of not being allowed to have a personal opinion.

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I think #23 sums up my thoughts. Also, things I didn't say: 1. That other people do, or should find anal weird. 2. That the act of anal is weird. 3. That there there was any accusation whatsoever that my personal opinion was invalid.

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#16 silly boy. enjoying anal stimulation has nothing to do with your sexual orientation. Sounds like someone has homophobe tendencies ?

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He was being sarcastic. Seriously sarcasm seems like a dead foreign language to people on FML

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