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I'm confused - was the urine yours, or did the car pee on you to wake you? "Dammit, wake up and feed me! No? Well then I'll pee on your head. Wake up!! Still not up? That's it, here come the claws of death!!"

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OP never said he/she never fed the cat.. your cool..the person above editted their comment

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Kitty has style if it can also invoke horror dreams to wake you up and make sure you get the goodies for them. I wonder if this cat has seen inception :)

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The only way it could scratch is if it had claws like some sort of Venus fly trap. Or the movie "Teeth" google vag dentada. It burns

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Actually, pretty sure most of that isn't the actual song... There might be a different version I don't knoe of but that's definitely not the jingle I remember. I want chicken, I want liver, Meow Mix Meow Mix please deliver! Meow, meow, meow!

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There's nothing in the FML that suggests that OP is single or miserable because they are single. Or that getting rid of the cat would be at all relevant. It's their fault for not feeding it. Hardly fair to throw the poor thing out because it's hungry and caused OP to piss their own bed.

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Who said the cat wasn't being fed? My cats mess with my parents every early morning to be fed. One I had would sneeze in my mother's face to wake her up so she could be fed.

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I live with two cats. (my girlfriend has an unhealthy obsession with domestic vermin) and they are annoying all the time. Not just when they are hungry.

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Yeah. I'd say so. Animals that make messes. Climb walls destroy furniture and piss on everything. Perfectly acceptable pet right?

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Dude, that's why you train them not to do that stuff. Pets are only unpleasant to have if they're neglected. They're like children, but better.

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