Today, I finally got the courage to go on a first date with this guy I had a crush on for months. It was such a big deal for me cause it was my first date ever. The first thing he says when we met was "I have to take a dump." I sat by myself for 10 minutes. FML

by dumper / 11/05/2009 at 1:41am / United States / Love

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  • Since it's your first date ever, here's something you should know about guys: Sometimes, they have to poo. Even when they're on a date. It's not their fault, it's just the way their bodies work.

    #5 - On 11/05/2009 at 6:24am by teiso

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  • You do not want. Trust me I know these kinds of people.

    #1 - On 11/05/2009 at 6:18am by SaintJimmy

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