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Today, I finally got the courage to go on a first date with this guy I had a crush on for months. It was such a big deal for me cause it was my first date ever. The first thing he says when we met was "I have to take a dump." I sat by myself for 10 minutes. FML

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On 11/05/2009 at 1:41am - love - by dumper - United States

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You have to take a dump too: dump him. :S He's got no manners or anything.

#2 - On 11/05/2009 at 6:19am by Moemoemoe

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Since it's your first date ever, here's something you should know about guys: Sometimes, they have to poo. Even when they're on a date. It's not their fault, it's just the way their bodies work.

#5 - On 11/05/2009 at 6:24am by teiso

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