Transportation, Weddings and Cars: Bad omen - FML

Bad omen

By KaRaBeAr24 - 16/03/2022 23:00 - United States

Today, I got hit and totaled my new car, on my way to get married, with my fiancé and kids in the car. FML

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By anon - 21/06/2014 12:50 - United States - Edison

Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML

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You deserved it 4 859

By Hoobfoob - 19/06/2017 04:00

Today, my car was totaled. It was so new, I haven't even made the first payment on it yet. FML

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You deserved it 589

It's all too much

By Anonymous - 25/02/2024 15:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I totaled my car whilst rushing to pick up my son from daycare. This happened as I was leaving the hospital, after dropping off a wheelchair to my recently disabled wife, who is taking care of our newborn in the special care unit. FML

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You deserved it 148

By Anonymous - 31/12/2009 20:10 - United States

Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML

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You deserved it 9 635

Insurance is a scam

By leogs23 - 27/02/2021 16:58

Today, my fiancée wrecked my car so I had to use my other car to pick her up. Ten minutes after I did, my other car broke down in the middle of the road and I had to get it towed. My insurance covers none of these incidents. FML

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And then.....

By Emmpag - 02/02/2020 01:00 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, I bought my very first car that I spent years saving for. A few hours after I signed all the papers, I let my boyfriend go for a test drive. He totaled it. FML

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You deserved it 796

By Crashed - 01/01/2014 18:21 - United States - Evans

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. My wife got pissed when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was my daughter. FML

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By Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza - 13/09/2016 21:17 - United States

Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML

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You deserved it 1 044

By Anonymous - 25/01/2017 02:00

Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 5 093

I'm an excellent driver

By Ashley Nichole Hinton - 12/05/2020 02:00

Today, my husband ran our car into a fence at work. He had to file an insurance claim, with a company we only just got with, and it's going to deplete the rest of our taxes. FML

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Charlie Given 26

Thursday 17 March 2022 11:56

so sorry that happened to you I hope everybody is okay and congratulations on your upcoming marriage.

Jon Tessler 14

Thursday 17 March 2022 17:31

the car can be replaced. at least you didn't say anyone was seriously hurt or worse. I hope you went ahead with the wedding, also congrats,your life can only get better from here.

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Charlie Given 26

Thursday 17 March 2022 11:56

so sorry that happened to you I hope everybody is okay and congratulations on your upcoming marriage.

Jon Tessler 14

Thursday 17 March 2022 17:31

the car can be replaced. at least you didn't say anyone was seriously hurt or worse. I hope you went ahead with the wedding, also congrats,your life can only get better from here.

Mysterious_one 26

Friday 18 March 2022 23:58

we have a saying in our country "if something have a price tag, then it's replaceable, friends and loved ones aren't" I hope all of you are well and in great health

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