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Today, I got a text from my boyfriend that said, "Last week was the most embarassing time of my life, we're over." He was of course referring to the seizure that I had due to my epilepsy at Olive Garden. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45184) - you deserved it (2628)

On 10/29/2009 at 7:44pm - love - by Allie (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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You do not need him anyway. Go find someone who really care about you.

#1 - On 10/30/2009 at 4:10am by morningwoody

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Yeah, on one hand it sucks, on the other, you are better off without him. Good luck!

#2 - On 10/30/2009 at 4:13am by vev

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