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Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML

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On 10/09/2009 at 11:05am - love - by TasedAndDazed (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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Way to go killer. If you're gonna sneak in, make sure the boyfriend is there to greet you. Moron.

#3 - On 10/09/2009 at 2:25pm by AriesAngel41288

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Why did you have to sneak in if they weren't home?

#15 - On 10/09/2009 at 2:45pm by xxmollyxx

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