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Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML

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On 10/09/2009 at 11:05am - love - by TasedAndDazed (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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Way to go killer. If you're gonna sneak in, make sure the boyfriend is there to greet you. Moron.

#3 - On 10/09/2009 at 2:25pm by AriesAngel41288

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Yea she could of been climbing a tree to get her boyfriends window and got tased and fell out the tree. She might have snuck in the house, got tased, and fell and hit her head off something.

Since no one knows all the details it's not really anyone's place to call her a liar.

#9 - On 10/09/2009 at 2:37pm by samurijack22

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