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Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7987) - you deserved it (25926)

On 10/09/2009 at 11:05am - love - by TasedAndDazed (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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