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Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML

By breeeeeh - / Friday 21 June 2013 22:18 / France - Brou-sur-chantereine
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Agreed. Especially on the fact that she had to sneak him into her parents' house, meaning that OP shouldn't have been doing this in the first place. I hope you're not asking for a lot of sympathy, OP.

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  kim_larsa  |  5

I agree! Did she have a bag over his head during sex for her to not recognize him in the morning?

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I got no idea why #2's getting thumbed up. Haven't you people ever woken up before? Or are y'all some kind of psychic supermen?

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  shyeahh_fml  |  19

I'm usually aware of my surroundings, even if I've just woken up. Unless I was barely awake when I fell asleep (which is usually impossible because my contacts make me wake up a bit before bed), I remember what was going on. Especially when I have friends over or whatever. So, 19, I think 2 has a valid point.

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  Soninuva  |  40

@19: I have my own room in my dorm, so I usually wake up alone, but one time I fell asleep in a friend's room while we were watching some movies. When I woke up, I instantly recognized she and her roommate, I was only disoriented for a few seconds, but only to the point of wondering why I was there before realizing that I fell asleep...

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  xStaciexLynnx  |  15

I stay over my boyfriends house or he stays over mine about once a week and neither of us have ever woken up and freaked out, even in the first couple months. People wake up to one night stands where they don't even know the person and they don't just start screaming. I think #2 is asking a valid question.

By  SadGirl18  |  16

At least we know you're a screamer! But seriously. It would scare the fuck out of me, too.

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  violetsweety  |  24

Why would we need to know that she is a screamer?

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curious to know why you'd feel a comparison to screaming when she's scared, to screaming when she's aroused.

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  princessxauja  |  6

You do know that was a joke right?

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  doodlecloud  |  26

I think 99% of people got that it was SUPPOSED to be a joke. Unfortunately, it wasn't a very funny one. Jokes need context; they can't be just random wordplay that's related in no way other than the pun itself.

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  yawateverok  |  10

k uhm idk how that helps op

By  kdbernie10  |  3

I'm more concerned that you didn't realize off the bat that it was your boyfriend. I guess guy waking up in your bed may be alarming but you should probably know what he looks like. Even if it is the back of his head.

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if you're just waking up, it can be difficult to recogneize things. I may sound stupid but sometimes I don't even recogneize my own bedroom. Another possibility: poor eyesight.

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  kiwifruitred  |  18

even if OP didn't recognize him due to I don't know what they should maybe remember either something as exciting as sneaking their boyfriend in or maybe how nice it was sleeping in the same bed with the person you love?? he must be really important to you if you forget he's there with you.

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