Love: Sneaky

Sneaky

By TasedAndDazed - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 615

You deserved it 43 643

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By breeeeeh - 21/06/2013 22:18 - France - Brou-sur-chantereine

Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 679

You deserved it 69 923

By Anonymous - 16/08/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him and noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with and he was in the bathroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 134

You deserved it 8 048

By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 06:00

Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 247

You deserved it 428

By Anonymous - 24/02/2011 08:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend snuck into my house and hid in my closet. Knowing that I have a phobia of people jumping out of closets, he nonetheless thought it would be funny to see how I'd react. I had a panic attack and was taken to the hospital. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 302

You deserved it 6 839

By avocadotoe - 14/11/2016 06:52 - United States - Big Bear Lake

Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 195

You deserved it 3 103

By anyoi - 25/04/2012 22:43 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents over dinner. During the meal, he excused himself to the bathroom, and when he didn't come back after a few minutes, I went to check up on him. I ended up finding him in the living room, pocketing a pack of ambien from my mom's bag. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 310

You deserved it 3 435

By FathersDay - 22/06/2009 05:27 - United States

Today, I told my dad I couldn't make the trip to see him this weekend because I had to work. I surprised him by driving ten hours, and while he was out, I let myself in with my key and hid behind the couch for when he came in. He walked in. I jumped out. I then had to call 911. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 407

You deserved it 21 051

By epicfail - 28/05/2011 06:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to sneak out. As I was climbing out of my 3rd floor window, he got a text and moved the ladder. Now I'm in the hospital with two broken ribs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 586

You deserved it 37 393

By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 634

You deserved it 39 387

By Anonymous - 18/11/2013 18:53 - United Kingdom - Congleton

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 868

You deserved it 4 582

AriesAngel41288 0

Friday 9 October 2009 20:25

Way to go killer. If you're gonna sneak in, make sure the boyfriend is there to greet you. Moron.

samurijack22 0

Friday 9 October 2009 20:37

Yea she could of been climbing a tree to get her boyfriends window and got tased and fell out the tree. She might have snuck in the house, got tased, and fell and hit her head off something. Since no one knows all the details it's not really anyone's place to call her a liar.

Comments

superboboboi 0

Thursday 8 April 2010 8:33

dude.. its the states...

skater847 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 17:34

she could be a cop or her parents are cops and she could have gotten it illegally

Link_Asriel 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 9:22

mostly true but then they say that the worst that OC (Oleo-resin Capsicum) spray can do is severe skin irritation but i had all of the skin on my lips and inside my nostrils with second degree burns from it. also you guys probably use well made and quality controlled devices, not some cheap ass import from china that's probably set to the wrong parameters or something.

notsorandomguy 18

Saturday 31 December 2011 15:32

So, 69, you're a police officer and you train younger officers to rub their socks and touch criminals to control them? SO FULL OF BS!

TishaPort 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 13:32

Hahah. You definitely deserved it. If the parents weren't going to be there though why would you sneak?

Rammer3500 23

Monday 16 February 2015 5:30

The whole point of a taser is that it puts you out. I have one. I know.

Kaylana_fml 31

Wednesday 23 November 2016 2:28

I have been tased and dry-stunned by a taser many times for training and certification in law enforcement and also carry a personal civilian stun gun. This has almost no chance of knocking you unconscious much less putting you in the hospital. I really want to know what pre-existing condition the author has to have ended up as such, especially so that we can report it and make sure to watch out for that condition.