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A friend of mine gave me a massage a couple weeks ago. It was so good and relaxing that I told her if she married me I'd spoil her just for a massage every day.

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My best friend told me he was having sex with this girl once... The feeling was so amazing and intense he started debating on whether he was ready to be a father or not. You can't trust men when they're being pleasured! P.s. He hates being in a relationship and is now a father.

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#2: Fortunately for the OP's bf, it usually takes some time to arrange a justice of the peace and a marriage license.

A friend of mine gave me a massage a couple weeks ago. It was so good and relaxing that I told her if she married me I'd spoil her just for a massage every day.

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I know, right? I don't know how he has resisted marrying op! If I had a woman like that I'd marry her right after the massage.

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I don't know why #6 is getting thumbed down. I've always heard the same thing. I understand it might not be the case for everyone's situation but if the FIRST time a guy says "I love you" is when he's getting pleasured? I would question its sincerity.

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Talking about marriage is not him actually proposing. He did not mean it. He only did it the heat of the moment and then reneged. Sounds like #6 was dead on.

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He might not have meant to say it out loud, but if he was embarrassed at saying it out loud it's most likely because he actually does want to marry you sometime in the future :).

Anyone who gives massages that good is definitely a keeper. He should have stuck with the first thing he said :)

That doesn't mean he won't ever feel that way. Maybe he just wants his proposal to be a bit more special than that.

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