By Anonymous / Monday 18 November 2013 18:53 / United Kingdom - Congleton
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  NandaPanda  |  22

Usually I don't agree with people who jump straight to "leave him/her" in relationship FML's but in this case I must agree... Please, OP, please tell me you aren't still with that douchewaffle?

  Welshite  |  39

I can't win, it seems. When I was arrested for humping them, I tried to show that I was willing to change for the better. Sadly, it appears that they have little appreciation for modern dance as even my twerking was deemed indecent. I had a foam finger and everything. :'(

  RamiUSMC  |  9

ok ok #91, #8, and #100 I get your points now. maybe I should've said. "your New ex-bf "ill think of more original comments to bring to fml next time

By  inolongercare  |  19

Pretend u are shocked, but don't pretend to be his gf at first. Then scream at him while throwing all his crap at him. Don't get too mad at the girl. She probably doesn't know about you and is just as shocked

  PunkySpunky78  |  15

What is a Carrie underwood?

  Allennis44  |  16


By  Brandon2916  |  9

He needs to know that's not a good way to have a threesome...


Today, I found out that my husband told his mom that she can move in with us once his time in the army is over. We are moving into my house, and he didn't think it was important to run it by me first. FML

By imchacon22 / Saturday 26 October 2013 22:42 / United States - Fort Riley
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