Love: Sneaky

Sneaky

By TasedAndDazed - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2009 23:33 - United States

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 06:00

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2011 08:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend snuck into my house and hid in my closet. Knowing that I have a phobia of people jumping out of closets, he nonetheless thought it would be funny to see how I'd react. I had a panic attack and was taken to the hospital. FML

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By avocadotoe - 14/11/2016 06:52 - United States - Big Bear Lake

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By anyoi - 25/04/2012 22:43 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents over dinner. During the meal, he excused himself to the bathroom, and when he didn't come back after a few minutes, I went to check up on him. I ended up finding him in the living room, pocketing a pack of ambien from my mom's bag. FML

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By FathersDay - 22/06/2009 05:27 - United States

Today, I told my dad I couldn't make the trip to see him this weekend because I had to work. I surprised him by driving ten hours, and while he was out, I let myself in with my key and hid behind the couch for when he came in. He walked in. I jumped out. I then had to call 911. FML

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By epicfail - 28/05/2011 06:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to sneak out. As I was climbing out of my 3rd floor window, he got a text and moved the ladder. Now I'm in the hospital with two broken ribs. FML

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By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2013 18:53 - United Kingdom - Congleton

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML

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AriesAngel41288 0

Friday 9 October 2009 20:25

Way to go killer. If you're gonna sneak in, make sure the boyfriend is there to greet you. Moron.

samurijack22 0

Friday 9 October 2009 20:37

Yea she could of been climbing a tree to get her boyfriends window and got tased and fell out the tree. She might have snuck in the house, got tased, and fell and hit her head off something. Since no one knows all the details it's not really anyone's place to call her a liar.

Comments

xxmollyxx 25

Friday 9 October 2009 20:45

Why did you have to sneak in if they weren't home?

babygraprefruit 0

Friday 9 October 2009 20:46

If a taser delivers too much shock it can put you in the hospital. Especially with smaller people.

aero_fml 0

Friday 9 October 2009 21:14

My thoughts exactly..

Vaetrus 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 2:35

What guy doesn't want to walk into their room and be surprised by their sister with a pulsing electronic device standing over their unconscious girlfriend? No one said she broke the backdoor or climbed a tree to get into the place. She might just have meant that she snuck outta her place to his without any parental knowledge. The sister could have caught her on the way through the unlocked front door and did the job with the taze. Also, read the other comments, there are some pretty good ways for this to be true. People are just so close-minded.

getreadysetfml 0

Friday 9 October 2009 20:49

lmao simply lmao

Bloodknight 22

Friday 9 October 2009 20:55

A taser won't put you into the hospital unless maybe she shocked you like 5-6 times first which I doubt.

ssbu 0

Friday 9 October 2009 20:57

absolutely fake. 1. tasers dont knock you out, so you wouldnt wake up anywhere. 2. tasers dont put you in the hospital, awake or out.

popostevo236 0

Friday 9 October 2009 20:59

The only way a taser could put you in the hospital is if she tased you at the tops of the stairs and ya fell down them. I've been tased several times. I've tased lots of people. Some people get 20 second rides. NEVER gone to the hospital. Totally fake!

popostevo236 0

Friday 9 October 2009 21:02

Oh, and even if you are standing in water, rain, shower... does not increase the danger. A shock from a taser equivalent to rubbing your socks on the floor and then touching someone.

Pandasaur 0

Friday 9 October 2009 21:15

It's like someone said earlier--there's a possibility that she was tased, fell down, and hit her head on something hard enough to get knocked out. We don't know for sure, so it's not necessarily "totally fake."

Kickass89 0

Friday 9 October 2009 21:13

Hhmmmmmm ... You zigged when you shouldve zagged hahahaha yeah just totally went there

nazooer 11

Friday 9 October 2009 21:47

Um? she could have heard noises in the house and grabbed it? she could have just walked in and heard something and grabbed it? god people are simple minded