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Today, my girlfriend of a year broke up with me because I didn't fight some guy that started hitting her right in front of me... In a dream. She was totally serious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58663) - you deserved it (3564)

On 09/20/2009 at 9:21am - love - by dreamdude (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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How is that a bad thing? At least now you might find somebody with a good amount of common sense.

#2 - On 09/20/2009 at 1:44pm by devaraja42

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I fucking hate it when people blame you for things you did in THEIR dreams. My mother used to do that to me all the time.

#4 - On 09/20/2009 at 1:45pm by bob1124

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