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By dreamdude - 20/09/2009 13:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of a year broke up with me because I didn't fight some guy that started hitting her right in front of me... In a dream. She was totally serious. FML

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By Dave - 04/10/2012 14:44 - United States

Today, I woke up after having a nightmare that my girlfriend broke up with me. Needing reassurance, I told her about it. She became furious with me saying that she'd never do that and called me an "inconsiderate fucking bastard for even thinking that." Then she broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 23:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML

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By Username - 20/08/2011 09:20 - United States

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2016 22:30 - United States

Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML

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By Bjax - 11/10/2017 16:00

Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5am to tell me she was mad at me. Apparently I did something bad in her dream. She still won't talk to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2016 03:14

Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I was learning how to start having lucid dreams. She was convinced the only reason I could possibly want to have them was so I could cheat on her in my own dreams. FML

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By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML

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By Michael - 13/02/2021 09:30 - Australia - Southport

Today, my girlfriend of one year broke up with me because I started having PTSD induced night terrors. On my birthday as well. FML

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devaraja42 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 19:44

How is that a bad thing? At least now you might find somebody with a good amount of common sense.

bob1124 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 19:45

I ******* hate it when people blame you for things you did in THEIR dreams. My mother used to do that to me all the time.

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BadAssLlama 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 19:52

Wow, she's an idiot. Consider it a bullet dodged

mitch123456789 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 19:52

2 words: **** HER!

arienh4 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 21:56

I don't even know how to respond to this one.

ScaryPants3 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 19:52

Yeah, obviously you can have better.

DrunkenValor 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 20:02

That has to be one of the funniest cop outs of a relationship I have heard in a while.

bobby222 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 20:04

YDI for licking penis.

Monado 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 20:06

Just dream that you are getting engaged with her mother. That will teach her.

Puolukka 4

Monday 21 September 2009 9:33

No, he should pay someone to start hitting her in real life, then beat up the dude and when she begs him to take her back just say "No thanks bitch, I dreamt that you cheated on me with the dude that just hit you, THAT's why I beat him" ;) or something along those lines.

Egotistical 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 20:07

Seriously you dodged a huge bullet. Not an FML but more of a NMSHIML.(no more stupid hoes in my life)

B_money 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 20:10

Bullshit. No one in their right mind would break up with someone because of a dream...

loooooooooool_fml 1

Sunday 20 September 2009 20:18

It's possible, there are GF's out there who take everything to heart...literally everything. Either this, or the GF just used this as a excuse to break up with OP. God, why can't they just say that it's over up front and not use some pathetic excuse?

NotNegativeNews 0

Monday 21 September 2009 2:18

I know some people like that. They dream something, and think it represents real life. Or, it shows their own fears, then they think about it too much. She'd be all 'oh, he didn't defend me' then the seeds of doubt were in her mind, she convinced herself that he wouldn't defend her in real life, and thought that that was a deal breaker.