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By dreamdude - 20/09/2009 13:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of a year broke up with me because I didn't fight some guy that started hitting her right in front of me... In a dream. She was totally serious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 347

You deserved it 4 062

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By Unculturedsimp - 19/05/2020 17:00

Today, my girlfriend of a year broke up with me because I got her pregnant and didn't own up to it. I wouldn't have blamed her if it didn't actually happen in her dream. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 772

You deserved it 141

Self-fulfilling prophecy

By Dave - 04/10/2012 14:44 - United States

Today, I woke up after having a nightmare that my girlfriend broke up with me. Needing reassurance, I told her about it. She became furious with me saying that she'd never do that and called me an "inconsiderate fucking bastard for even thinking that." Then she broke up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 923

You deserved it 3 802

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 23:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 016

You deserved it 8 832

By Username - 20/08/2011 09:20 - United States

Today, the girl of my dreams that I've been dating for months called me. Apparently she's been having recurring nightmares of me cheating on her. She dumped me "just in case." FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 450

You deserved it 2 672

Do you remember?

By Anonymous - 18/01/2016 22:30 - United States

Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 400

You deserved it 1 802

Shame on you!

By Bjax - 11/10/2017 16:00

Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5am to tell me she was mad at me. Apparently I did something bad in her dream. She still won't talk to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 723

You deserved it 392

By Anonymous - 30/07/2016 03:14

Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I was learning how to start having lucid dreams. She was convinced the only reason I could possibly want to have them was so I could cheat on her in my own dreams. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 363

You deserved it 1 334

By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 885

You deserved it 3 060

By Anonymous - 28/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 738

You deserved it 3 594

Another birthday ruined

By Michael - 13/02/2021 09:30 - Australia - Southport

Today, my girlfriend of one year broke up with me because I started having PTSD induced night terrors. On my birthday as well. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 056

You deserved it 72

devaraja42 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 19:44

How is that a bad thing? At least now you might find somebody with a good amount of common sense.

bob1124 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 19:45

I ******* hate it when people blame you for things you did in THEIR dreams. My mother used to do that to me all the time.

Comments

AlexMercer_fml 3

Monday 21 September 2009 19:25

Yeah, my ex got mad at me once for failing to do something in her dream. Hence, ex.

stixjd90 0

Monday 21 September 2009 20:54

ur way better of w/o her.

satanstoystore 0

Monday 21 September 2009 21:05

ok this doesnt make sense yet, but ydi for dating a dolt.

Ninjaface 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 8:13

Her dreams are too ordinary for her own good. If it was MY dream, that guy would have gotten a point-blank Hadouken to the face.

Jakespeed207 4

Tuesday 9 October 2012 14:10

Psh if that had been my dream, if have spirit bombed that guy's ass

HeroicDude 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 8:40

YDI for telling your girlfriend how much of a pussy you are in your dreams and how badly you want to see her get hurt by others.

Ihatehate 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 16:49

was her name Jessie by any chance?

amazemyself2 0

Friday 25 September 2009 13:50

ive never broken up with anyone but ive been upset with people before. lol. it's irrational and i remind myself they didnt really do what i dreamed about, but the emotions i felt/feel are real. but FYL for her taking it so seriously she actually ended things.

Patastic 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 22:29

LOL #46.....hahahahahahah

sean2point0 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 10:47

I voted "You deserved it" -- while it was obviously the last, that couldn't have been the FIRST stupid thing she's ever said or done. You should have left that one ages ago.