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Today, I came home on leave from a 7 month deployment to Iraq. I wanted to see my girlfriend today, but she needed to spend time with her sick grandmother. As it turns out, her sick grandmother and my cousin are the same person. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55528) - you deserved it (3059)

On 08/12/2009 at 2:01am - love - by FUSMC (man) - United States (California)

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wow sucks to be you....
what a mean person.
both your gf and your cousin.

#1 - On 08/12/2009 at 6:29am by Devikarawr

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welcome back. I appreciate you so much. thanks for serving our country!

#18 - On 08/12/2009 at 6:58am by CountDuk

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