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Today, I came home on leave from a 7 month deployment to Iraq. I wanted to see my girlfriend today, but she needed to spend time with her sick grandmother. As it turns out, her sick grandmother and my cousin are the same person. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45275) - you deserved it (2073)

On 08/12/2009 at 2:01am - love - by FUSMC (man) - United States (California)

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