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Today, I saw a customer at the restaurant I work at lovingly petting his cheeseburger and whispering sweet promises to it. FML

By weirded out - / Monday 11 August 2014 02:22 / United States - Brentwood
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By  markcallanan_  |  20

Oh god, run for it while you still can.

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  Kyle1dc  |  17

Burger lover: Lettuce run away together! You mayo may not want to but we were made for each other. I want to ketchup with your heart.... OK I'm done now.

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