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Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48815) - you deserved it (13636)

On 06/19/2014 at 10:37am - love - by stopinthenameoflove - Ireland (Dublin)

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That's damn hilarious but a DO NOT ENTER sign would be even better...

#2 - On 06/19/2014 at 4:30pm by WiseGuy79

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Well, I hope you get better at sex, for her sake.

#1 - On 06/19/2014 at 4:29pm by Janawa

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