By stopinthenameoflove - 19/06/2014 14:37 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML
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WiseGuy79 14

That's damn hilarious but a DO NOT ENTER sign would be even better...

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Janawa 22

Well, I hope you get better at sex, for her sake.

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RedPillSucks 31

Nah. He holds up an umbrella, or a sign that says "yipes"

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morella_xx 29

I haven't ventured into the depths of the internet that would tell me this, but if he was having unenthusiastic sex he might find the need to add a "stop" sign into the mix.

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frustratedcelt 18

You have to make one in reply "Hammer Time".

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ArtOfBreaking 3

But this is when you really start to have fun and think of ways to keep her excited.

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dutchy86 20

how can she be bored while having sex!? (have you been doing the starfish position OP?!) fh(er)l

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kelsorg 21

a more appropriate sign "you're doing it wrong"

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jtea 10

I have to apologize cause I laughed at the image. It does suck but i got a little kick out of it.

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LO1014 16

If she gets bored during sex so often that she bought a sign to tell you, there is something seriously lacking in the bedroom.

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Cynical_1 26

Be careful...you don't want to get a moving violation. Those can really affect your licence. I hope your insurance is up to date and your plate is properly displayed too!

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RedPillSucks 31

Ask her what you need to do to give her an ******. Put your whole head into it.

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