By stopinthenameoflove - 19/06/2014 14:37 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML
I agree, your life sucks 55 082
You deserved it 15 423

Same thing different taste

Top comments

That's damn hilarious but a DO NOT ENTER sign would be even better...

Well, I hope you get better at sex, for her sake.

Comments

Try some foreplay, romance, and a few new moves. Also ask her what she likes. Maybe she'll turn it into a "don't stop" sign.

91hayek 31

No I think he means writing 'don't' on the sign

That's creative and hilarious. But, sorry, OP, that's gotta hurt.

At least you guys have good communication? I mean, this way you can get better, with feedback, although it might seem a bit soul crushing at first...

learn to make it enjoyable for her and maybe she will get a don't stop sign.

Your girlfriend is amazing, this is probably the most amusing thing I have read all day.

Yoir girlfriend thought right. That said, if you such at sex (and apparently you do), now would be a good time to ask her what you're doing wrong, what you're doing right, and what you can do to make it better (for both of you). Once you get some tips, she'll probably hold up some different signs. Like "ENTER".

martin8337 35