riiiight
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Warren, United States
Joe Smooth
Today, I went on a blind date. The first thing the guy did was ask if I knew what it felt like to have spiders crawl out of my vagina. FML
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jizzwold 21
He sounds like a nice young man.
Welshite 39
That's when you walk away.
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jizzwold 21
He sounds like a nice young man.
colton_colton 50
He's a keeper alright!
Zelphoric 25
Maybe he mistook you for spiderwoman? Either way you should run. Fast.
PenguinBitch 43
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@16 Jizzwold nor Colton-Colton could've been mistaken for spider-women. Jeez
wellthen7154 12
... One question for OP... Well did you? Hahaha Im just kidding, but seriously, that's weird and creepy, and he probably has issues. No probably is out of the question, he defiantly has issues. Depending on how you got the blind date, I would say you should expect something weird (i.e. from a friend who is the jokester type). As long as there aren't any spiders down there, you should be alright. Now a question for FML, why all the ****** related FML's?
Rainhawk94 27
#28 Your words are so random that #seems you threw up all over your keyboard
incoherentrmblr 21
Sounds similar to the movie teeth...
Kamon97 23
Ikr! She's so lucky that she got a date with Spider-Man ;D
ChenEighty 20
20, is another victim of Definitely to Defiantly...
Welshite 39
That's when you walk away.
colton_colton 50
That's when you RUN away!
Welshite 39
Running is too obvious, and might give him the impression of OP being hard-to-get. I mean, I'm always up for the challenge, but he may not be.
PenguinBitch 43
Limp away?
\ 28
No, crawl or scurry away.
colton_colton 50
Maybe just be old fashioned and leave through the bathroom window so it's not too obvious
rocker_chick105 31
Limping, running, crawling... you need to draw an anti sea-bear circle. Make sure it's not an oval!
ShadowSneaker360 16
Dat spongebob reference
buttcramp 21
definitely lol I was just thinking "was there a second question?"
brenton490 19
The chase is only half the fun as they say?haha
hogman500 8
Why would anyone know that?
colton_colton 50
People on "My Strange Addictions" might idk
miggles 16
I'm thinking more of 1000 ways to die ahahahah
Greenteamextreme 16
Should have made a game of it and tried to out weird him!
MichaelDeSanta 20
Something tells me nothing would creep this guy out.
Greenteamextreme 16
CHALLENGE!!!
heyyoitskiraaa 10
#42 Challange accepted!
papayeya 18
like no but i did experienced Dragon if that counts lololo
gmc_blossom 21
@65 ...huh?
Greenteamextreme 16
65 you're being weird wrong!
rlb123 6
Shhh... It's trying to communicate.
deviking 10
I would be worried about what he is going to try during sex
chutney_02 22
With conversation like this, it's NEVER going to get that far
deviking 10
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I agree but I'm was saying if it did op if it gets that far and he brings a box full of spiders run and never look back
mattrd_fml 31
He would take kink to a whole new level.
Michael903 18
Did you ask him what it's like to have sex with a ****** then walk off and say, "guess not" over your shoulder.
iAlissa 34
Ugh, that made me shudder.
daniel_dd31 13
You then "went to the bathroom" right?
colton_colton 50
He sounds weird, he probably would've just followed her in there too
Bradley_Dillon 39
Colton, must you comment on everyones posts?
onlymytwocents 9
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Please explain to me, how in 2014 "Blind" dates still exist??
Setareh23 34
Well you see, it starts with one person thinking "hey, my one friend might totally dig this other friend of mine. They've never met so maybe I should arrange a meeting!" This all happens magically sometime during 2014. Voila! A modern day blind date!
olpally 32
He just went full retard. Wow. Run! Haha. Please don't take offense to me using the word "retard" thanks!