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By Stevieebabyy / Friday 11 September 2009 02:45 / United States
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Other than the swearing, I have a little bit of love for the OP's dad purely because most school productions ARE rubbish and you have to sit though them, can't see your child because there are hundreds of them on stage and pretend you like them. The man simply verbalized (badly) what a lot of us are thinking.

You should pull out a video of your birth or your parents' wedding, if one exists, and watch it as a family. As it's ending, turn to him and say, "Where the fuck were you? The show sucked." He'll understand :D

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That does suck so bad. :( She needs to disown her dad lol ________________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

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then you have parents in the minority. at least in my experience most parents cuss in front of their kids every now and then.

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Well, if the parents swore to their child, they probably wouldn't even go to the play. Fake FML. The OP is only swearing to make it more dramatic...

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Other than the swearing, I have a little bit of love for the OP's dad purely because most school productions ARE rubbish and you have to sit though them, can't see your child because there are hundreds of them on stage and pretend you like them. The man simply verbalized (badly) what a lot of us are thinking.

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True. And all of us parents think our child is displaying true talent and has an unbelievable stage presence, but everyone else sucks! Your child's time on stage flies by in seconds, but when he or she is not on stage, time seems to be going backwards. You start to accept theories that time isn't constant and linear, but time warps really do exist.

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A plausible theory, until you take into account the fact that the daughter was playing the part of the Whore of Babylon, then suddenly the theorem falls to pieces...

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Kay, You don't know stage parents! If the kid were playing the Whore of Babylon, the dad would swear that her performance was so good he almost ran to the ATM for some quick cash! Theorem HOLDS!

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... touché. In that case, YDI for being a cheap slut. The OP on the other hand, I feel for you :D

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHA no seriously, please die in a horrific retard gathering.

By  T_X_P

A school play during the second week of September??? School hasn't even been in session long enough to choose a cast for one.

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Has it ever occurred to you that a ton of FMLs are submitted months after the fact, if not even years in some cases? (We've had people who posted FMLs before reply in comments and explain it was years before and all.)

By  Rebii

That happened to me earlier this year. My dad came up to me after the show and was like "Where were you?" I was a main character. Ouch dad.

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