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FML - The follow-up
Stevieebabyy Say more :
Yeah this was in June. - SORRY! I tried to submit it earlier this year, but it wouldn't work. And my parent's cuss around me. A lot. lol. Oh and did I forget to mention? My mom's the one who dragged me to the auditions. And he came up to me AFTER.
By Stevieebabyy / Friday 11 September 2009 02:45 / United States
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Other than the swearing, I have a little bit of love for the OP's dad purely because most school productions ARE rubbish and you have to sit though them, can't see your child because there are hundreds of them on stage and pretend you like them. The man simply verbalized (badly) what a lot of us are thinking.

You should pull out a video of your birth or your parents' wedding, if one exists, and watch it as a family. As it's ending, turn to him and say, "Where the fuck were you? The show sucked." He'll understand :D

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Other than the swearing, I have a little bit of love for the OP's dad purely because most school productions ARE rubbish and you have to sit though them, can't see your child because there are hundreds of them on stage and pretend you like them. The man simply verbalized (badly) what a lot of us are thinking.

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True. And all of us parents think our child is displaying true talent and has an unbelievable stage presence, but everyone else sucks! Your child's time on stage flies by in seconds, but when he or she is not on stage, time seems to be going backwards. You start to accept theories that time isn't constant and linear, but time warps really do exist.

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A plausible theory, until you take into account the fact that the daughter was playing the part of the Whore of Babylon, then suddenly the theorem falls to pieces...

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Kay, You don't know stage parents! If the kid were playing the Whore of Babylon, the dad would swear that her performance was so good he almost ran to the ATM for some quick cash! Theorem HOLDS!

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Has it ever occurred to you that a ton of FMLs are submitted months after the fact, if not even years in some cases? (We've had people who posted FMLs before reply in comments and explain it was years before and all.)

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