Joe Smooth

By riiiight - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Warren

Today, I went on a blind date. The first thing the guy did was ask if I knew what it felt like to have spiders crawl out of my vagina. FML
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jimmy_poison 19

Has anyone else considered that this guy may have found the most awesomely creepy way to get out of the blind date he was hoping to run away from?

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squarecircles 13

I would've been acting real shocked and like" OMG how did u know about that?"

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robertmil90 10

Wait...what????????

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Nesticon 2

He may have had a first date tell him that she knows what that feels like, so he asked you to make sure you weren't equally crazy. I had a first date, and she ended up talking to a demon in the air conditioner of the room we were in. So now I make sure girls I date don't talk to demons in air conditioners.

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Xotoolyxo 16

W.T.F. After reading FMLs like this, I am forever terrified of going on a blind date

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HeyTherexxx 21

Well, OP? What did you say to that? :]

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MountainGamer 3

LOL! I'm not sure if he was insinuating that you're old and have cob webs or if he's some kind of twisted serial killer type.

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dominoL 7

......nope. leave his crazy ass alone

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