Weird, Creepy, Dating, First Dates and Love: Joe Smooth

Sounds like he is implying his opinion of you being a virgin for life xD or maybe he's wondering if you are a virgin or not. Either way, this FML is hilarious !

Ksweety_fml 27

Thursday 30 January 2014 4:34

Well, do you?.......... Hahaha... Just kidding. He's weird.

howlingwolf89 16

Thursday 30 January 2014 4:41

#freak

happyfingers 15

Thursday 30 January 2014 4:51

That's weird... And.. Random... o.O

dpsvegas 4

Thursday 30 January 2014 4:56

Does he know what it feels like??

KittenSandwich 9

Thursday 30 January 2014 5:01

He sounds like a creep! I'd get away very fast.

Koleckai 16

Thursday 30 January 2014 5:04

This is why so many first dates are also the last date.

cappellaaa 23

Thursday 30 January 2014 5:05

wtf is wrong with people these days...?

windgrabberhk12 6

Thursday 30 January 2014 5:06

What an...interesting guy O.o

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Today, it's our ten-year anniversary, and I thought finally we would break our 10-month dry spell with some action. My husband had dozed off and was snoring even before I could reach the bed after finishing my chores. So much for happily ever after… FML

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Today, I overheard my parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's my house. They only came to visit and forgot to leave. FML

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Today, I decided to sunbathe in my backyard in an attempt to be healthy. The result? Insect bites over my body. Somehow, despite being fully clothed the entire time, my scrotum also received several bites. FML

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Today, I knew micropenises existed, I just never expected I’d see one in person after spending weeks building my anticipation of losing my virginity, getting naked in front of him, then being presented with half a cocktail sausage. Even if we had sex I think I’d still be a virgin. FML

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Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML

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