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Today, my mom asked me when I'm going to propose to my girlfriend. Not only was she in the room at the time, I've spent the whole week thinking of ways to break up with her without ending up in the hospital. 5ML
Make sure you have a good head start, then yell at the top of your lungs that you are breaking up with her and start running. Run fast, run far, and never ever ever look back.
Or just suck it up and deal with being hospitalized for a while.
Just tell her.. the longer the wait the harder she will punch you..
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 22 May 2015