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Today, my mom asked me when I'm going to propose to my girlfriend. Not only was she in the room at the time, I've spent the whole week thinking of ways to break up with her without ending up in the hospital. 5ML

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I agree, your life sucks (43434) - you deserved it (4860)

On 01/24/2014 at 10:11am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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Make sure you have a good head start, then yell at the top of your lungs that you are breaking up with her and start running. Run fast, run far, and never ever ever look back.

Or just suck it up and deal with being hospitalized for a while.

#1 - On 01/24/2014 at 6:38pm by Dthsapprntc

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Just tell her.. the longer the wait the harder she will punch you..

#6 - On 01/24/2014 at 6:41pm by Km1490

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