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Make sure you have a good head start, then yell at the top of your lungs that you are breaking up with her and start running. Run fast, run far, and never ever ever look back. Or just suck it up and deal with being hospitalized for a while.

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Make sure you have a good head start, then yell at the top of your lungs that you are breaking up with her and start running. Run fast, run far, and never ever ever look back. Or just suck it up and deal with being hospitalized for a while.

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Everytime time i see the phrase"grow a pair" i think of Betty white. Why a pair, why not a vagina, that takes a beating

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Invest in elbow-pads, shin-pads, knee pads, and a helmet along with going with #1s idea and you should be fine

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Or just get something to protect your junk, meet her somewhere and tell her it's over, then just leave. If she tries to beat you up, stop her from doing so, I don't know what the big deal is...

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You could always be on a drive then drive past her house drop her off Say "look at my ex girlfriend's house" then drive away

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Pain is the body saying, that is bad and damages me avoid that., which cause the instinctual reaction to avoid it. Which stems from thousands of years of avoiding things that hurt like a wolf bite.

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OP needs to first master the power of the 4 elements. Air, water, earth and fire. Only then could OP become the Avatar and stand a chance in a fight against the enemy.

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Yep, sometimes you just have to take the L for the team... Yourself, your ego and...... Such is life

The sooner you man up and tell her, the sooner all the drama that you're predicting, will be over. It's tough but you just have to do it and be honest.

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I hate the phrase, 'Man up'. The OP is a man and cannot be anymore a man. If he wants to avoid pain so be it. It's like ripping of a adhesive bandage, it will hurt notated what, so it doesn't matter how you do it.

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Or being a man and fighting back if she tries to hurt you. It's self-defense, which is perfectly legal.

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