Creepy, Nightmare, Scary and Halloween: Today, I fell asleep while watching the Ted Bundy documentary....

By Scared - 08/04/2019 17:00 - United States - Pacific

Today, I fell asleep while watching the Ted Bundy documentary. I'm a woman, home alone, in Seattle. The nightmares were so scary, I may never want to sleep again. FML

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Today, I had a sleepover with two of my friends. We only had one bed, and it ended up with me against the wall. I then remembered that I'm very claustrophobic, and can't sleep. It's 4 a.m. FML

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Today, I brutally stabbed a guy to death for smiling at me, then puked and fainted. Then I woke up in bed, panicking, sweating like a pig and crying because I thought my dream was real and I was going to go to prison. I'm never taking sleeping medication again. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2024 00:00 - United States - San Ramon

Today, I was doing my nightly check of my daughter's phone since a recent stint in the psych hospital, and saw that she had fallen into a peaceful sleep to watching videos on a website dedicated to watching people die. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, because my husband wasn’t paying attention, he gave our 6 year-old his Netflix instead of the kid safe settings, so she watched a very gory horror film that has given her nightmares, so I now haven’t slept in 5 nights because of it. My husband face sleeps soundly through her screaming. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 9 April 2019 2:37

Just what we always needed: A remake of Sleepless in Seattle!

blahblabbity 19

Tuesday 9 April 2019 3:55

well, Ted Bundy is dead so maybe that fact will help you sleep better. also quit telling people on the internet that you’re home alone lol that’s how a lot of horror movies start

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 9 April 2019 2:37

Just what we always needed: A remake of Sleepless in Seattle!

Ainarr 29

Tuesday 9 April 2019 3:39

What really gets me is that OP is scared but gave away her location in the FML anyways.

blahblabbity 19

Tuesday 9 April 2019 3:55

well, Ted Bundy is dead so maybe that fact will help you sleep better. also quit telling people on the internet that you’re home alone lol that’s how a lot of horror movies start

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 9 April 2019 9:03

Or so he’d have you believe. Apparently, the inmate electrocuted in Florida was significantly heavier than Bundy, according to some of the guards. Dunh-dunh-dunh!