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Today, my girlfriend woke me at 5am, just to say how great it was that I could still sleep two more hours before leaving for work. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48183) - you deserved it (5411) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/03/2013 at 4:55pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - France (Aquitaine)

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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Isn't the feeling of knowing you have more time to sleep one of the best feelings ever though?!?

#5 - On 06/03/2013 at 7:14pm by BimmerDriver

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FYL, falling back asleep is impossible for me :(

#3 - On 06/03/2013 at 7:13pm by yoloswagg54

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