Love, Work and Awkward: Oh, hai!

Oh, hai!

By Anonymous - 25/05/2020 20:00

Today, sleeping in a little late, I was woken up by my phone. Still tired, I quickly checked the display to realize it was my girlfriend calling. I pick up the phone saying, "Hey baby girl!" She seemed pretty startled, so I double-checked and realized it was my new boss, who has the name as my girlfriend. FML

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By Lukey1028 - 14/07/2015 01:07 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML

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By Coach - 30/10/2009 13:19 - United States

Today, I was woken up from a phone call from my boss. He asked if I had been asleep. I told him I wasn't, that I was in my car on the way to work. Then my alarm went off. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2013 20:55 - France - M?rignac

Today, my girlfriend woke me at 5am, just to say how great it was that I could still sleep two more hours before leaving for work. FML

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Great planning

By TheBaconater - 03/02/2013 16:22 - United States - Baraboo

Today, I woke up to a voicemail from my manager saying I had the day off. Excited, I made plans with my friends. A few minutes ago I got a call from my other manager yelling at me for not showing up, and the original manager revealed he had me confused with another girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML

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By Username - 18/02/2011 09:33

Today, at work, my phone rang. My intern answered it and told me it was a coworker who'd just left. I picked up and said "What's up bitch? What are you going to complain about now?!" It was actually my boss. FML

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By bad_day_in_hell - 17/11/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I woke up to a phone call from my boss' wife. She demanded to know how long we'd been sleeping together. When I denied her allegations, she screamed that she knew all about my "history of sleeping with married men". I'm a virgin and I have to work with him tomorrow. FML

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By sleepytime - 05/10/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML

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By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

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Set the scene

By NJ. - 24/01/2009 10:41 - United States

Today, I went to work things out with my girlfriend, with whom I'd had a huge fight with. She told me the night before to come over at noon and that she would be awake. I unlocked the door to see that the place was a mess. She'd thrown a party and was still passed out naked next to her boss. FML

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Kurliez408 32

Monday 25 May 2020 21:18

add a heart/smileyface/other to your gf's name. problem solved.

Sady_Ct 37

Tuesday 26 May 2020 4:04

It wasn’t a text... he was answering a phone call

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Monday 25 May 2020 20:07

Who's the boss now?

ahabsfan 14

Monday 25 May 2020 20:17

Rename one of the contacts. Problem solved. See how easy life can really be.

Mathalamus 24

Monday 25 May 2020 21:08

That's why you triple check who you are sending it to. No excuses.

Sady_Ct 37

Tuesday 26 May 2020 4:04

It wasn’t a text... he was answering a phone call

Kurliez408 32

Monday 25 May 2020 21:18

add a heart/smileyface/other to your gf's name. problem solved.

rotflqtms_ 21

Tuesday 26 May 2020 6:32

All my contacts have last namea... my family members have First Last and Middle names. Everyone hates seeing themselves in my phone book, but I never have to worry about making that mistake. I'mf I dont know their last names, I name them by where I know them from. like boss, bio, etc. My mom is the only one who doesnt have her middle name in it...only because I want to tell my phone to call mom and it recognizes middle names so I put Mom as her middle name, Haha. now, I'm not saying to go that far, but you can add "Boss" or something as your boss' last name and leave all your personal contacts alone. You can also get a pic of your girlfriend so her face pops up when she calls and when you call her.