Today, I was watching a movie alone with my girlfriend. She shifted positions as I put my arm around her, and ended up kneeing me in the crotch and shouldering me in the throat simultaneously. FML
by Anonymous / 08/12/2012 at 5:23am / Australia (Queensland) / Love
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OP's GF: What's wrong honey? Why are you crying?
OP: Oh...nothing...the movie...it's just so sad...
GF: Awww you're so sensitive! *turns to kiss OP and knees his crotch again*
#4 - On 08/12/2012 at 10:25am by NoorFML
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Well, did she kiss them better at least? ;P
Double owned, sorry Op. :p
#1 - On 08/12/2012 at 10:22am by Dracoboxer357
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