Today, I was watching a movie alone with my girlfriend. She shifted positions as I put my arm around her, and ended up kneeing me in the crotch and shouldering me in the throat simultaneously. FML

by Anonymous / 08/12/2012 at 5:23am / Australia (Queensland) / Love

Comment this

Make sure your text complies with our rules

Top comments

  • OP's GF: What's wrong honey? Why are you crying?

    OP: Oh...nothing...the's just so sad...

    GF: Awww you're so sensitive! *turns to kiss OP and knees his crotch again*

    #4 - On 08/12/2012 at 10:25am by NoorFML

    See in context

  • Well, did she kiss them better at least? ;P
    Double owned, sorry Op. :p

    #1 - On 08/12/2012 at 10:22am by Dracoboxer357

    See in context