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Today, I was watching a movie alone with my girlfriend. She shifted positions as I put my arm around her, and ended up kneeing me in the crotch and shouldering me in the throat simultaneously. FML

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On 08/12/2012 at 5:23am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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OP's GF: What's wrong honey? Why are you crying?

OP: Oh...nothing...the movie...it's just so sad...

GF: Awww you're so sensitive! *turns to kiss OP and knees his crotch again*

#4 - On 08/12/2012 at 10:25am by NoorFML

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Well, did she kiss them better at least? ;P
Double owned, sorry Op. :p

#1 - On 08/12/2012 at 10:22am by Dracoboxer357

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