By Anonymous - 12/08/2012 09:23 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was watching a movie alone with my girlfriend. She shifted positions as I put my arm around her, and ended up kneeing me in the crotch and shouldering me in the throat simultaneously. FML
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Dracoboxer357 35

Well, did she kiss them better at least? ;P Double owned, sorry Op. :p

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perdix 29

It was no accident. She probably just read "Fifty Shades of Grey" and decided to jazz things up with that S&M shit.

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reject214 10

Did you enjoy it? I know I would have.

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fortunelady 15

Aw, poor OP. I'm sure she feels awful about it. I have a friend who is quite clumsy and has kneed her boyfriend in the nuts on more than one occasion. Pretty sure she's never Combo-ed him though... Ouch. :(

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fortunelady 15

Also, looking on the bright side, sounds like you have one flexible girlfriend. Kudos.

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siberianhamster 17

You were watching alone... with your girlfriend?

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SquishFish 15

I accidentally did this to my boyfriend the other day....

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JoeParris 1

Maybe this is him?

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JoeParris 1

Or maybe not idk but getting hit in the nuts by your gf automatically means she better be down there making you feel better. right?

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skullofdarkness 18

You and op are both from Queensland Australia, it's entirely possible op could be your bf...

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kirdypie 14

I do that to my boyfriend a lot by accident as well. Unlucky there OP

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