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Today, I woke up to an email confirming my membership to a dating site. Turns out my mother is as annoyed by my loveless life as I am. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19100) - you deserved it (2076)

On 05/31/2012 at 7:29am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

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1 in 5 relationships start online these days.

Unfortunately, 95% of these "relationships" can legally be called stalkings.

Have fun!

#3 - On 05/31/2012 at 9:44am by DocBastard

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Did she use your credit card or bank card to do it?

#2 - On 05/31/2012 at 9:44am by mfred0322

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