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Man or woman?

Today, I finally gained the nerve to ask out the girl of my dreams. She responded by saying, "You need to lower your standards." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25365) - you deserved it (2600)

On 05/17/2012 at 5:07pm - love - by colts609380 - United States (California)

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I think you need to raise your standards to include pretty girls that aren't also bitches.

#3 - On 05/18/2012 at 2:56am by Daddymo

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They say girls go for bad boys but on FML it seems all the boys fall for the biggest bitches.

#5 - On 05/18/2012 at 2:56am by Roxxxxay

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