Let down

By colts609380 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Corona

Today, I finally gained the nerve to ask out the girl of my dreams. She responded by saying, "You need to lower your standards." FML
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Daddymo 14

I think you need to raise your standards to include pretty girls that aren't also bitches.

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Roxxxxay 13

They say girls go for bad boys but on FML it seems all the boys fall for the biggest bitches.

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TommyBoyyy 5

What a stuck up bitch lol, she ain't worth the trouble theres better girls out there

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salsero85 3

She is A Bitch and should die a lonely old single surrounded by cats...

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Emmiegirl6 0

Ah that is so sad what a bitch she must b! ????

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rebelliousshroom 12

Well, maybe you do. "The girl of your dreams"? Seeing as it's obviously not her personality that's attractive, you sound like one of those totally unrealistic types who droole over the most goodlooking girl they know, ignoring all the other nice girls who are appearance-wise closer to your "league"...

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anon_e_m00se 8

OP: the proper response to her: "I already did."

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TachiownsMangu 5

You should lower her head and tell her she can't suck your dick unless she's on her knees not pretending to be on a pedestal. ******* bitch.

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shannagregson 3

You should have said "Come on, I lowered my standards, why can't you"

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RedCrow 0

Next time you confess, have iPhone earphones in your ear and if she turns out to be a bitch, take one out and go, hold on please, I'm talking on my phone.

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Tay94 14

Lmao hahahahahaha wow loll

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