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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

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On 03/04/2012 at 12:02am - love - by Autocorrected (man) - Philippines (Bulacan)

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Who fake dumps someone?
Who dumps over txt msg?

Gah, there is something wrong with your girl.

#4 - On 03/04/2012 at 7:03am by sammyf89

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What did she say back? :(

#1 - On 03/04/2012 at 6:51am by sabrina1212

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