Love: Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message....

By Autocorrected - 04/03/2012 05:02 - Philippines

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

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By schwange - 15/05/2010 17:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2012 00:37 - Norway - T?nsberg

Today, I sent a cute, jokey text to my girlfriend saying, "Just in case the world ends, I love you." Not only did she dump me because I was an "idiot for believing in the doomsday", which I don't, she also wrote a Facebook status about it. Now everyone thinks I'm mentally unstable. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2022 12:00

Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML

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By yesguysgetabusedtoo - 24/05/2013 23:42 - New Zealand - Papamoa

Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML

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By NowImSingle - 12/02/2018 19:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 15:26 - Australia

Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2014 08:37 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML

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By anonymous - 01/10/2013 05:36 - United States - Huntington

Today, I sent my girlfriend a text this morning saying I love you. I rarely do this and instead of receiving the same message back, I got a message from my girlfriend accusing me of meaning to send it to someone else and dumped me. FML

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By fucklife - 16/04/2013 18:13 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML

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Sunday 4 March 2012 13:03

Who fake dumps someone? Who dumps over txt msg? Gah, there is something wrong with your girl.

sabrina1212 2

Sunday 4 March 2012 12:51

What did she say back? :(

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LN666 2

Sunday 4 March 2012 19:18

she has another boyf.

LN666 2

Sunday 4 March 2012 19:24

very much agreee. she deff practicing. She wants to do it. But chickened out

zoecw 14

Sunday 4 March 2012 19:34

Her fault!!

Unlucky_Gun 0

Sunday 4 March 2012 19:37

Now you text her and be like "I was just joking too. I'd never leave you either and I love you more."

socoolsophie 4

Sunday 4 March 2012 19:37

How mature of both of you. "she broke up with me, let me say ask this Shit about her" grow up

Call_me_nate 2

Sunday 4 March 2012 19:39

shiiit man that sucks sooooo bad omg

zach8771 3

Sunday 4 March 2012 19:41

Well she deserved it

musicluvr2000 11

Sunday 4 March 2012 19:55

Right on

hateevryone 14

Sunday 4 March 2012 19:57

it was her fault. she shouldn't joke like that. that is not funny.

dwcomposer 4

Sunday 4 March 2012 20:02

Wow that's not something to joke about! FYL op!

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