Love: Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message....

By Autocorrected - 04/03/2012 05:02 - Philippines

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

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By schwange - 15/05/2010 17:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2012 00:37 - Norway - T?nsberg

Today, I sent a cute, jokey text to my girlfriend saying, "Just in case the world ends, I love you." Not only did she dump me because I was an "idiot for believing in the doomsday", which I don't, she also wrote a Facebook status about it. Now everyone thinks I'm mentally unstable. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2022 12:00

Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML

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By yesguysgetabusedtoo - 24/05/2013 23:42 - New Zealand - Papamoa

Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML

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By NowImSingle - 12/02/2018 19:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 15:26 - Australia

Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2014 08:37 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML

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By anonymous - 01/10/2013 05:36 - United States - Huntington

Today, I sent my girlfriend a text this morning saying I love you. I rarely do this and instead of receiving the same message back, I got a message from my girlfriend accusing me of meaning to send it to someone else and dumped me. FML

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By fucklife - 16/04/2013 18:13 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML

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Sunday 4 March 2012 13:03

Who fake dumps someone? Who dumps over txt msg? Gah, there is something wrong with your girl.

sabrina1212 2

Sunday 4 March 2012 12:51

What did she say back? :(

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amyknechtel 0

Sunday 4 March 2012 20:07

OMG!! That's terrible! ;O

MidnaLink 33

Sunday 4 March 2012 20:15

2 things wrong with that 1. txt message 2. fake break up

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 4 March 2012 20:20

Aww. Hahahaha.

Beckyxo 3

Sunday 4 March 2012 20:25

Well its her own fault!!

aceofspace320 5

Sunday 4 March 2012 20:31

Wait how long was this list? If its long enough to last the tenure of her prank to be effective are you sure u wanna get back with her?

Calyx_fml 21

Sunday 4 March 2012 20:42

If you hate that many things about her then you should stay broken up.

ADHA15 5

Sunday 4 March 2012 20:42

Most people cover up the truth with saying just kidding, so maybe this could be a good thing? Lead to a fight where the truth comes out, and maybe work it out? idk, good luck man.

_MidnightLuna_ 17

Sunday 4 March 2012 21:02

Well, the sad truth is, you should stay broken up with her if you hate so many things about her. If you really loved her and wanted to stay with her, you would've asked her why and tried to convince her otherwise by trying to work things out. But no, you decided it'd be better to tell her all the things you dislike about her. She's lucky you told her the brutal truth so she doesn't have to stay with an asshole like yourself.