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Man or woman?

Today, a stranger told me how proud he was that my boyfriend and I were so open with our sexuality. For the past three years, most strangers have thought we are a pair of gay men. I am a woman. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34296) - you deserved it (7296)

On 02/02/2012 at 1:29pm - love - by Mrs. Man (woman) - United States (Iowa)

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Shave your upper lip.

#3 - On 02/02/2012 at 4:43pm by obviousboy

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Perhaps try to appear a little more feminine or have him appear a little more masculine? But seriously, as long as you two are happy together, who cares what other people think?

#6 - On 02/02/2012 at 4:45pm by JukeboxValkyrie

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