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Today, my engagement ring was seized by the police, and my fiancé was arrested on larceny charges. Both in the same visit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25258) - you deserved it (2616)

On 11/21/2011 at 6:26pm - love - by madison77 - United States

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Awh, you're going to have such an exciting life together.

#2 - On 11/21/2011 at 7:54pm by Yellow_Fish79

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Now someone is going to steal his anal virginity. If he's walking funny after you bond him out, don't ask, just assume.

#22 - On 11/21/2011 at 8:03pm by every1luvsboners

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