Today, my engagement ring was seized by the police, and my fiancé was arrested on larceny charges. Both in the same visit. FML
by madison77 / 11/21/2011 at 6:26pm / United States / Love
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Awh, you're going to have such an exciting life together.
#2 - On 11/21/2011 at 7:54pm by Yellow_Fish79
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Now someone is going to steal his anal virginity. If he's walking funny after you bond him out, don't ask, just assume.
#22 - On 11/21/2011 at 8:03pm by every1luvsboners
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