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Today, my boyfriend kindly informed me that if I ever got bitten during a zombie apocalypse, he'd love me enough to beat me to death with a tire iron. He said this because he's been having vivid dreams about it happening. I honestly don't know whether he's joking or not. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16770) - you deserved it (2276)

On 09/18/2011 at 8:23pm - love - by DeadScared (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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He really does care!

#1 - On 09/18/2011 at 11:56pm by zman1422

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There's no joke about a zombie apocalypse.

#7 - On 09/19/2011 at 12:02am by Stealthed

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