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Today, I found out that instead of being stationed in Afghanistan, my husband of 9 years has been "stationed" at his other girlfriend's house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52052) - you deserved it (2574)

On 08/20/2011 at 3:26am - love - by AlwaysGottaFML - United States (North Carolina)

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Staton your foot in his ass.

#4 - On 08/20/2011 at 10:21am by SunnyUserName123

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Black cock down?

#1 - On 08/20/2011 at 10:21am by miz66independent

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