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Cody--although we are friends and friends help their friends hook up with their other friends, I have to say....no she's mine :)

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lateral puzzle fml ! do you work at the playboy mansion ? is your name Kendra ? or is your husbands name hugh hefner by chance.

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Thanks 44, you're making me blush :) AnnaBananapie! Ahhhh! I <3 youuu! Yeah I don't think he's married either. But why those gorgeous girls would want to sleep with a wrinkly old fart like him is beyond me. He must be an animal in bed. Ew.

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Major empire, filthy rich, doesn't wanna get married, filthy rich, good in bed? He's filthy rich lol. Love you too :)

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69--did you really just call her a "retarded lesbian" You fail for not being able to expand your vocabulary and come up with something remotely insulting :)

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She happens to be a bi sexual lol. Trying to insult someone for something they are well aware if makes you the new FML boob. Go back under your bridge troll.

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correction: she is more than likely an underage girl with half her tit hanging out, pretending to be a lesbian so random guys will think she is "hot". sorry I never post stuff like that on here, but it seems that is the case here...lol

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I tell my best friend (who happens to be a girl! :O) that I love her, does that make me a lesbian? Thanks for pointing out a sexual orientation that I was unaware I belonged to. Fucking idiot. You shouldn't use 'lesbian' as an insult. It's offensive to people who actually are gay. I happen to be straight, but I'm sure there are numerous people on this site who are not. So stfu.

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83, I have to agree to a point, but if u notice her arm is more pushing up the lack of boob.... thus trying to make it seem as if she has them to show off... no offense Jessie just calling it like I see it, you are pretty but should present yourself with a little more class, it usually suits people alot better, not to mention u should have more confidence in yourself than to feel as if u have to flaunt what u may or may not have...

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lol no I don't care to Internet battle little kids, I just pointed out an observation I've made after viewing all the comments people leave on fml...and I have nothing against gay people, but I dislike straight girls pretending to be bi to get attention...I find it rather pitiful, sorry.

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lol well I wasn't referring that statement to you, but if you think I was...maybe it's guilt? lol, I'll try not to get it "twisted" though ;)

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I'm not pushing up my boobs in the least bit. Yeah I don't have the hugest ones ever, but I'm proud of what I've got. B's please :) And I'm not pretending to be bi-sexual, nor have I ever. I'm completely open with my sexuality (which happens to be heterosexual). Just because I tell someone I *heart* them, doesn't mean I'm hitting on them. I can asexually love as many girls as I please, without it making me a wannabe lesbian/bi person. I would never pretend to be of another orientation, because

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ladiesman - why do you make an idiot out of yourself on EVERY FML you post on. Do you do it on purpose or were you just born with a huge brain defect that somehow still allows you to post on this site? I assume the latter. Go castrate yourself you pathetic little man.

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What did I miss this time? Lots of comments missing. Talk about a chick fight. Geez I always miss the good stuff.

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sluts?? These are ex-girlfriends - ie, he broke up with them *before* he married OP. How does having dated someone previously make them a slut? Did you possibly miss the part that said "ex-girlfriend" - or perhaps you just don't know what the word "slut" means?

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Not really. Op, you should go up to ALL of his ex-girlfriends and thank them for teaching your husband how to fuck you the correct way.

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