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Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30941) - you deserved it (12269)

On 06/25/2011 at 2:02am - love - by cek4uytp - United States (California)

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