Love: Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period.... - FML

By cek4uytp - 25/06/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML

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By worried - 01/04/2010 08:28 - Ireland

Today, I told my boyfriend that my period was now over three weeks late. He still doesn't believe me since it's April Fool's day. But I'm not kidding. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2020 17:58 - Canada - Moncton

Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that he could predict my periods because he keeps track of when I'm at my bitchiest each month. This wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't so accurate. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2021 12:59 - Colombia - Bogota

Today, I realized that my boyfriend‘s birthday was two weeks ago, so I immediately sent him a message as if it was today. He didn’t believe my excuses. FML

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By misswhiskers - 28/02/2011 11:21 - Australia

Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML

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By Ignored - 13/07/2011 06:47 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML

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By Forgotten - 09/08/2010 14:38 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 05:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 22:08 - United States - Marsing

Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML

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Memento

By you can't remember? - 24/04/2023 12:00

Today, I found a notebook labeled "IMPORTANT INFO" in my boyfriend's nightstand. Looking in, I saw he'd written down a bunch of information about me, like my birthday and things I like. When I asked, he said, "I'm forgetful and didn't want to accidentally be a dick." FML

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instnt1nfction 17

Saturday 25 June 2011 16:00

he is a genius

yourlifesfucked 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 16:03

Anyone else wondering why she was lying about her period?

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LazyAcademic 3

Sunday 26 June 2011 1:23

How is it a YDI? sure maybe lying about when her period is wasn't the best idea, but I'm sure she had her reasons. Plus it would suck for her if her bf forgot that it was her birthday, you might think a birthday is nothing special but it can hurt when people close to you forget it while take the time to remember something more trivial.

greekamericanpri 2

Sunday 26 June 2011 1:26

that's not that bad my bf remembers mine to but not to have sex but to make sure I'm not pregnant lol we had sex once and never again after that because he to scared but I love him anyways

5t3ff1k4h 44

Sunday 26 June 2011 1:49

No, because it wasn't part of the same post. Keep it in the same post and people won't attack you.

manulover0116 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 2:15

a birthday only happens once a year but your period happens every month

mutinykitty 18

Sunday 26 June 2011 2:31

that sucks, beat his ass. happy birthday, though! :D

giannanicole0656 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 2:34

why would you even lie about being on your period?

Rane_Jade23 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 2:45

#142 does have a point.? Haa

itz_towelie 6

Sunday 26 June 2011 5:12

she needed an excuse to get out of sex i would guess

wiccabrat1 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 7:33

I thought that was what a headache was for

Consequences 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 2:40

Wow, he took effort to remember the cycle and you still focus on some arbitrary crap like not remembering a birthday.

jcaall 4

Sunday 26 June 2011 4:21

Look if you're going to lie to your boyfriend, I don't think you can really get mad at him for something as trivial as this...

crosscountry123 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 5:10

dump that hobo on the aside of the street like a sack of russet potatoes. that ain't normal girl

flyboy96 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 5:13

you turned down birthday sex?!? WOW.

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