Love: Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period....

By cek4uytp - 25/06/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML

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By worried - 01/04/2010 08:28 - Ireland

Today, I told my boyfriend that my period was now over three weeks late. He still doesn't believe me since it's April Fool's day. But I'm not kidding. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2020 17:58 - Canada - Moncton

Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that he could predict my periods because he keeps track of when I'm at my bitchiest each month. This wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't so accurate. FML

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How Soon is Now?

By Anonymous - 14/05/2021 12:59 - Colombia - Bogota

Today, I realized that my boyfriend‘s birthday was two weeks ago, so I immediately sent him a message as if it was today. He didn’t believe my excuses. FML

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By misswhiskers - 28/02/2011 11:21 - Australia

Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML

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By Ignored - 13/07/2011 06:47 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML

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By Forgotten - 09/08/2010 14:38 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 05:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 22:08 - United States - Marsing

Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML

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Memento

By you can't remember? - 24/04/2023 12:00

Today, I found a notebook labeled "IMPORTANT INFO" in my boyfriend's nightstand. Looking in, I saw he'd written down a bunch of information about me, like my birthday and things I like. When I asked, he said, "I'm forgetful and didn't want to accidentally be a dick." FML

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Saturday 25 June 2011 16:00

he is a genius

yourlifesfucked 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 16:03

Anyone else wondering why she was lying about her period?

Comments

austen130 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 18:37

happy birthday lol fyl

Meaningless 1

Saturday 25 June 2011 18:40

and what if they're never regular to memorize?

kitkat98_fml 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 18:57

aww. well happy birthday!!!

kayvan 8

Saturday 25 June 2011 18:58

You deserved it for not being straightforward.

JennaMarie420 2

Saturday 25 June 2011 19:03

all you had to do was tell him it came early or late. sometimes mine doesn't come when it's supposed to

neonpanda44 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 19:36

....is he really that bad in bed that you would lie so you didn't have to have sex with him???

marcyfrances 4

Saturday 25 June 2011 19:45

well it's an fml to him that you are lying!!

kensikos 6

Saturday 25 June 2011 20:21

wow you deserved it, lying to your bf, wow your stupid!!

twistedpyro 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 20:36

Liars don't have birthdays!

j_cat187 19

Saturday 25 June 2011 20:41

good thing to know some women turn psycho

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