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Today, my ten year old son realized something. Beer is alcohol. People who drink a lot of alcohol are alcoholics. Therefore I am an alcoholic for drinking beer with dinner. He told everyone at his conservative private school and they tried to have an intervention. They pray for me every day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54258) - you deserved it (8422)

On 04/12/2009 at 12:44am - kids - by cxcrktkt (man) - United States (Texas)

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That's what happens when you're religious enough to send your kid to a special school because of it.

#7 - On 04/12/2009 at 11:57am by videoCWK

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That's what you get for not discussing these issues with your child earlier. He's 10 and he just discovered alcohol? And on top of that you haven't taught him enough for him to understand the lack of severity in an adult drinking beer? YDI for allowing your child to stay ignorant, thinking it will preserve his innocence.

#8 - On 04/12/2009 at 11:58am by dz_zb

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