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Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14639) - you deserved it (12065)

On 02/19/2010 at 12:31am - kids - by ohemgee23 (woman) - United States (California)

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