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Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19653) - you deserved it (17308)

On 02/19/2010 at 12:31am - kids - by ohemgee23 (woman) - United States (California)

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Aaah, I love not having siblings. You see, my parents learned their lesson the FIRST time around. XD

Go to his place next time. Better yet, keep your legs closed.

#1 - On 02/19/2010 at 6:07am by Back_In_Action

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ydi for doing it when your younger Sister was in the house.

#4 - On 02/19/2010 at 6:09am by buttshapedfruit

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