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Today, I found out where my $300 worth of American Eagle and Hollister clothes had disappeared to. My 16 year old sister shredded them with scissors, took pictures of it for her Myspace and said that I deserved it for being a "conformist." All her "internet friends" said it was awesome. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28003) - you deserved it (9092)

On 12/23/2009 at 11:05am - kids - by meep (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

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Wearing those clothes is fine. Still going on myspace however is NOT.

#4 - On 12/23/2009 at 3:33pm by fml_no_fyl

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I think it's kind of funny that her conformist-hating sister has a Myspace account. It doesn't get much more conformist than that.

That sucks, though. Plot some horrible revenge :D

#18 - On 12/23/2009 at 3:45pm by LilaFaye

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